What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
" After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is 300% impotent.
The doc asks "how 300%?" She says: "you know about the 100%, and now he has broken his finger and burnt his tongue."
Teacher: "why buffaloes get depressed after milking?
Student: "Ma'am, if your boobs are rubbed for 2 hours & then you are left unfucked how would feel?"
Policeman arrested a prostitute.
Prostitute: "I'm not selling sex!"
Policeman: "Then what are you doing?"
Prostitute: "I'm selling condoms and offering free demo."
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