Latest statistics on 'what men do after SEX???
2% eat
3% smoke cigarettes
4% take a shower
5% go to sleep
86% get up and go back home to their wife
HOW TRUE!!!
What did Newton's dick say to him after seeing a nude woman?
"Fuck you and your law of gravity, I'm going UP."
Man was sobbing in a bar. His friend asked 'why?'
He said: "my wife makes me pay $ 100/- for every Fuck!"
Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges others $ 250/
Lady scolds her maid for inefficiency. Angry maid says, " at least I am better than you in bed." Lady (amazed): ?Did boss tell you this?"
Maid: "No, the driver did."
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